Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunatley, the baby was born with out ears.
When Johnny's mother found out the baby had came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him explaining that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything abouth the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said,
What a beautiful baby. The mother said why thank you, Johnny. Johnny said, He has beauftiful little feet, beauftiful little hands, a cute little nose really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?
Yes, the mother replied, we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 2020 vision. That's great, said Johnny because he'd be fucked if he needed glasses.
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